Showing posts with label religion or the lack thereof. Show all posts
Showing posts with label religion or the lack thereof. Show all posts

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Atheist First World Problems

1.  Going to a grocery store on a friday in Lent, hoping to find your toddler some chicken tenders for a quick non McDs lunch.

Nope. Sorry. It's fish friday.

Oh.

Right.

Guess I should have gone to McDonalds.

2. All the adults asking your toddler if they're excited for the easter bunny. And your toddler gives the adults a WTF look and you feel obligated to offer "she doesn't know about that..." and you really wonder if that explanation improved the situation.