Saturday, March 28, 2015

Atheist First World Problems

1.  Going to a grocery store on a friday in Lent, hoping to find your toddler some chicken tenders for a quick non McDs lunch.

Nope. Sorry. It's fish friday.

Oh.

Right.

Guess I should have gone to McDonalds.

2. All the adults asking your toddler if they're excited for the easter bunny. And your toddler gives the adults a WTF look and you feel obligated to offer "she doesn't know about that..." and you really wonder if that explanation improved the situation.

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