1. Going to a grocery store on a friday in Lent, hoping to find your toddler some chicken tenders for a quick non McDs lunch.
Nope. Sorry. It's fish friday.
Guess I should have gone to McDonalds.
2. All the adults asking your toddler if they're excited for the easter bunny. And your toddler gives the adults a WTF look and you feel obligated to offer "she doesn't know about that..." and you really wonder if that explanation improved the situation.